you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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