Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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