How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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