Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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