What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
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