i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I smell stomach acid.
I just spent the last hour spooning with my drug dealer.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
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