yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
My dick has a subreddit
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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