I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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