Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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