no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
im the best fifth wheel. all four of them separately bribed me to never speak of what happened last night
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
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