just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
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