the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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