And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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