i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Girl just texted me a pic of her boobs with the caption "don't think I'm a whore"
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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