Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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