I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You were parading around the bar chugging girls drinks and then asking them if you could buy them a drink. It was actually genius
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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