do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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