Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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