Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
