But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
WIFE SWAP. FAMILY OF MIDGETS. LIFETIME. NOW.
woman puking in liquor store parking lot at 9:30 on a tuesday morning = best commute ever.
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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