Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
1. They have gold fish races every wednesday. 2. They have a redbull vodka slushie. We need to visit this place.
1. My fish will beat your fish. 2. Were getting fucked up
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
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