It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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