Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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