The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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