hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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