What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
either way he was missing a nipple.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
