he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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