he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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