You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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