okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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