so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
I submitted an essay to my history teacher comparing changes in the middle ages to the song changes by David Bowie. I can't wait to see my grade on that.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
Randomize
