Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I only make drug deals in a British accent. It's my way of making sure it doesn't get too sketch.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Making pb&j crepes. Using corn tortillas. So high. I don't know if I'm offending French people or Mexican people more.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I was like can I please fuck your hips back into realignment
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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