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drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better

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(417): View more from Missouri

Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?

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(604): View more from British Columbia

The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.

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(615): View more from Tennessee

just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.

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(330): View more from Ohio

She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.

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(916): View more from California

Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner

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(631): View more from New York

I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!

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