There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
i just recognized the girl sitting across from me from a lesbian porno... should i ask for an autograph?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
sooo my mom just yelled up the stairs " you left your bowl down by the computer"....aaand for a second I forgot cereal bowls still existed
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I vaguely remember taking a yard light, holding it up like the statue of liberty, and all of us at the party chanting the national anthem. What a glorious night
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
i like coming up with different names when i reference that night. 'the night i got kicked out of the bar', 'the night i escaped from the hospital', 'the night we had that threeway'...
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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