some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
I have feelings that need drinking.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
Welp. June's off to a great start. I just ripped my pants, completely sober, at 10:30 p.m.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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