if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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