you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
Hunting for men at chipotle... I feel like I should be more disappointed that this is the way my life is going but I'm really just excited for the potential.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
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