Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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