Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Latenightwjoannablackberrywontletmespaceitknowsimdrunk
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Some people say 6pm is too early to get drunk. To them I say this dinner is delicious.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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