Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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