Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
The waiter to-go cupped my bloody mary without me even asking. THAT hungover.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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