Is it normal to miss your booty call?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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