jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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