she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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