i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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