they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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