i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
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