I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
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