If i come over, it means nothing
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Just because your phone has a case on it doesn't mean it will survive a 5 story drop out the window.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
It's not a walk of shame if you run
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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