They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
she woke me up with a blowjob, mickey mouse pancakes, a mugshot of my ex in county jail, and tequilla. Do you know if she fucked someone behind my back or did i win the vagina lottery?
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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