I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
please come you make the beer taste better
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
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