Do vagina's smell?
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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