She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Sending dick pics while driving a car going 80 in the rain at night to a married woman? Why hello 2014
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Listen, I just paid for a hotel room, so I didn't have to have sex in his car. I'm adulting successfully.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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