is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Mike and I just ate the lobster we found in the toilet
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
i spent an hour trying to convince my psychiatrist that the fact that i showed up for my appointment drunk was progress, and she does not agree
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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