so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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