Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
a chick just tried to cover her fart by sneezing. it didn't work
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Thanks for alerting everyone in our apartment what your one night stand's name is. Could you scream a little louder?
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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